when there;s something that i need, when there;s something that i want when there;s something that i;ve got to purchase i open up my browser (it;s microsoft edge) i go to the address bar at the top and i put my hands on the keyboard and my fingers start moving on their own everything that i buy, everything that i;ve got there;s only one place where i shop i;m gonna buy everything they;ve got i;m gonna take their entire stock i;m gonna go to the Ebay headquarters and see what all they;ve got i;m gonna buy all the old games i;m gonna snatch up the rare toys and then i;ll sell them back at a higher price so Ebay gets the sales cut twice ebay dot com many a sleepless night has been had laying awake, thinking about how might this world look were Ebay a city that I could live in skyscrapers and shopping malls, filled with clothes and toys and dolls and estate sales everyday, and nobody in my way there;s not much that i wouldn;t give to move my ass to california break all of my belongings there;s nothing that can;t be replaced i;d give up both my kids, i;d PUSH THEM OFF A CLIFF i;d throw my life away for a house in downtown i;d give up my family, i;d give up my friends i;d let them get burnt, sued, murdered, even every single day my parents come into my room and then they unplug my computer and they say "get a job" i show them my Ebay page, thousands coming in an hour net worth's in the millions, why can;t they see that they say i;m eating up their savings, say that we are in the red tell me that if i;m still jobless i can;t stay in their apartment i stand up, fire in eyes why do they not realize my Ebay pays all of their bills without me they;d be on the streets I:M FUMING NOW, I GRAB MY KNIFE MY MOM IS RUNNING FOR HER LIFE MY DAD IS TRYNA CALM ME DOWN THE POLICE ARE ON THEIR WAY FROM TOWN MY KIDS ARE SCREAMING BLOOD IS STREAMING THE GLARE ON MY BLADE IS GLEAMING HANDS ARE SHAKING GROUND IS QUAKING I CAN:T TELL THE SOUND I:M MAKING run as fast as i can running away, i;m a danger to all SCREW YOU MOM, SCREW YOU DAD I:VE MADE MORE MONEY THAN YOU EVER HAD I:M TWENTY-THREE, I DO WHAT YOU WANT WHY:D YOU NEED TO BE SUCH A [redacted] 2025 Hamilton Ave. if i go there they won;t find me